Comments on: halfway to dead with guest star Sam Adams, Mayor of Portland

By: LIB

LIB — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:17:44 +0000

I like to sing, ‘ALL. MY. FRIENDS. Drive a low rider.’ But, I’ve often thot, ‘It is so not true! Not only do not ALL MY FRIENDS drive a low rider, NOT EVEN ONE of them does!’ But YOU, with the Impala, could change that.

By: Neisha

Neisha — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:45:16 +0000

Happy Birthday! And she was definitely *not* talking about you.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:32:51 +0000

Nice one…fave part “Portland! we’re so broke our mayor…….

My favorite your mama joke was the one that David Robinson said to Jamella Green in 7th grade home ec class at Edison High School, “Your mama is so broke she lives in a two-story cheerio box…your mama is so ugly she looks like a heat bump on Grizzly Adams big toe.”

By: The Other Laura

The Other Laura — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 16:24:46 +0000

Happy Early Birthday! (I am two years older than you which means you must treat me with respect as your ELDER!)

Whenever I hear a great song in public, like the grocery store, I always feel like they’re playing it just for me – thinking, The Pixies, in the produce section, just for me!

By: Steve R.

Steve R. — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:11:33 +0000

Brother Butchie had a ‘63 Impala, I think.

If I buy you a ‘64, it’s gonna be pure stock, baby. Except maybe the rims.

By: Rita

Rita — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 18:25:06 +0000

My very first car was a ‘61 Impala. Bought it for $1. Really. Monster fins. Style that Toyota can only drool over. But it drove like a f***ing boat. No power steering. I remember trying to do a 3-point turn on a narrow street and at the end had to stop to catch my breath and mop up the sweat. But I felt invincible…..Ah, the good old days.

By: edj

edj — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:01:01 +0000

I’m SURE that lady wasn’t talking about you cuz you do not look old for your age. Sam Adams is lucky to be able to party in the same air space you inhabit! Happy Birthday N! Next year, celebrate in Morocco. Cuz the nation isn’t big enough.

By: Lelo

Lelo — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:16:05 +0000

Wacky Mommy so kicks ass. Happy early birthday beautiful. :)