for real?
My blog’s top 10 search keywords:
mommy
cake
volcano
chocolate
bitch
the
skinny
wacky
my
to
to? the? my? For real? Because it seems like if you typed those words in you’d come up with a whole lot more than just my blog.
I can’t tell you anything lately, Internets. It saddens me. Because I would like to regale you with tales of this and that and her and my and to and the, but I just can’t. And I think you can probably figure out why.
I have a job now.
My creativity is going in another direction at the moment and being stifled here at Wacky Mommy Headquarters.
STIFLED.
I have to go now.
love,
wm
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