“A lot of things,” A Story. By Wacky Girl
(When we picked up our girl from Grandma’s today — or “Bama Hut,” as my kids call it, a leftover baby nickname for Grandma’s House — she told us, “I wrote a story. It’s 27 pages long!” Yes, it was. In a point size of 72. Good story from a cool 9-year-old. Enjoy. Have a great week. WM)
A lot of things
By Wacky Girl
Wacky Girl is my name. What is your name? Do you know how I got my name? Well how did you get yours, now answerer that? I named myself when I was two years old. Okay? Okay.
Lets move on to a different subject. How about shoes. Do you like shoes/feet? I do! They help me get warm. I think you should like shoes/feet if you don’t already. Feet are good for you because how would you stand up and/or get around? And you should like shoes to because they keep your feet warm and if you didn’t have shoes then your feet might get so cold your feet might fall off and we already talked about how wonderful feet are and everyone has them. (I hope.) So lets move on.
How about we talk about worms. Do you even like worms? Because if you don’t then I’m here to make you LOVE them. So lets get started then.
Ways to make worms man’s best friend
1. Go out in your yard or some place with dirt and start digging. Feel the soft dirt and/or worms in your hands. You are holding part of earth. (If the dirt isn’t soft then you’re on your own.) Doesn’t that feel good? Well if there weren’t such a thing as worms then that dirt would be all chunky. (If it is chunky then that’s just to bad for you.)
2. Okay I am guessing this subject isn’t so good for the young ones so lets talk (well in our case read) about something else. Uhh any ideas? Yes, no? Well this whole writing thing is sort of out of control and I am wasting some good time, so I guess this is…
THE END!!!
(Sorry I can’t make the type size any bigger for a more dramatic THE END, but it’s already at 72.)
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Ha, ha very funny. It was actcully 24 pages long and only Wacky boy called gramma’s house ” Bamma hut” Yeah!!!!
February 8th, 2009 | #
I love this sweet story! I already did love worms, but I’m appreciating my feet more than ever.
February 8th, 2009 | #
I loved worms so much as a little girl that I named my blanket “Wormy.” I used to make coffins out of matchboxes lined with material, for the worms that perished in my garden. Great story WG!
February 9th, 2009 | #
Hi WG! I got my name from my parents, which is sort of boring but more common than you might think. I truly appreciate my feet, even though mine are in real pain right now (because of my shoes), but you have reminded me of how much worse things might be. I like your story a lot and I hope you keep writing.
February 9th, 2009 | #
Wacky Girl, you are always right. I love you.
Elizabeth, glad we could have this kind of influence over you.
Zip, heh heh heh.
edj, we’ll work on it.
February 9th, 2009 | #