Sunday Night Advice Column for Wacky Mothers & Others
Hmm. It’s been awhile, let’s see how rusty I am…
Q: How much $$$ do you make from your blog? Can I make some money if I start a blog, too?
A: I review books, so I do get free copies of those (yes!!!). As for cash infusions? About $5 a month from my ads. Subtract the cost of the servers (we host our own sites, and a few others), DSL, the domain registrations, the Swiffer dustcloths for my desk and keyboard… Yep. The lifestyles of the rich and infamous, that’s us. Don’t quit your day job.
Q: Why are you so political, with the school politics and all?
A: Because I am an idiot. Next question?
Q: How do I get my kid to read? He is not much of a reader.
A: How old is he? Read to him, if he’s young enough. Have him read to you. Go to the library once or twice a week. Learn how to put books, DVDs and CDs on reserve on your library card. Does he like graphic novels? I’ve had good luck with those, with the non-readers. They’re not “cheating,” they count! I promise. Try “American Born Chinese,” “Baby Mouse,” any of the others. Superman should be renamed “super popular.” Go figure. And Kill Your Television, after that. (Isn’t it TV turn-off week this week? Lemme check… Yep. SHOOT. I am tivo’ing Desperate Housewives and Brothers & Sisters while I write this. Shoot.)
Q: How often do you and Hockey God have sex?
A: Why not ask Yahoo? Next question, please…
Q: Why don’t you blog more?
A: Because I’m so busy having sex.
Happy Sunday to you!
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HAhahahaa! Too busy having sex… good one… *wipes tears away*….
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Heh heh heh. As Jaime Pressly would say, “it’s not necessarily not the truth.”
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