My Top 17 List of Badasses
1) My new little cousin, all nine pounds five ounces of her, who was born last night at 10:44 p.m. Welcome to the world, baby girl!
2) My mom
3) My dad
4) All four of my grandparents
5) Hockey God
6) Sherman Alexie
7) Jimi Hendrix
8) Billy Jack
9) Marge Piercy
10) Paul Newman
11) Sylvia Plath
12) Alex Trebek
13) My cousin T
14) My favorite teachers in grade school, Ms. Howard and Mr. McGraw
15) My great-aunties who always cheated at cards
16) My co-worker B, who told me, It’s not that hard. Don’t date the assholes, just date the nice guys… and…
17) …last, but never ever least, Zip.
I’m multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time!! ;)
August 27th, 2009 | #