Is It Wrong?
Is it wrong to kick someone in the shins when he tries to rub up against you at Staples? Wacky Mommy sez, “No, it is not.”
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Okay…why would anyone be rubbing anything at the store? That is SO NOT appropiate store behavior!!
January 10th, 2006 | #
He was a pig. He was hanging out in the parking lot outside Staples (this was when my Freak Radar first went off), followed me in from the parking lot, then followed me around the store staring at me (yes, I was doing exciting things, alluring things — picking up photocopying paper for the PTA newsletter, and buying half-price Christmas stationery. Imagine). Then he tried to rub up against my ass when I was at the check-out stand. Guess he thought “check-out” meant something else. I stepped back, leaned down to pick up Wacky Boy (cuz this guy? He was extremely hefty and was going to knock WB over), then… this is when the theater training comes in handy, Wacky Mommies. While holding WB, I did a kind of trip, “Whoops,” sidestep, almost a pratfall, and kicked him smack in the shins. Yes, all these years of tripping over Duplos and Barbies has come in handy!!!! Woo-hoooooooooooooooooooo!!!
He did what next? Apologized. Yes, that’s right. He said, “Uh. I’m sorry! I said excuse me?”
Guess he couldn’t find any pretty teenage girls to follow and grope.
January 10th, 2006 | #
It is NOT wrong…….he must have been related to the same guy I “ran” into at the pet store……wearing a sleeveless tank that was not quite long enough to cover his enormous belly folds that lurched in my direction. “Sorry I was trying to get the bird food” …oh yeah..in the fish food isle…….The next time I encounter this I will definitely use your wise theater training tip.
January 11th, 2006 | #