It’s Monday, So Why Not Pick on Tom Cruise?
From CNN: “The Tom Cruise birthing seminar: ‘A fun game of learning,’ says actor”
Here you go. Would really, really love to do an episiotomy on this fuckhead.
On another note: The Easter Bunny came by — we’re all having chocolate hangovers now. Wacky Girl made signs that said “This way” with arrows drawn below, and posted them around the house, pointing to the baskets on the table.
Wacky Boy was serenading us last night: “What are you doing/to make me haaaaaaaapy?” OMG. Uh, devoting my life to you?
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I second the fuckhead thing! What is up with him?
April 19th, 2006 | #
Tom Cruise: Placenta Eater.
April 19th, 2006 | #