Ever Fallen in Love?
You know those lists, those “diet coke or diet pepsi?” “diamonds or pearls?” lists? I made up my own. Feel free to pilfer:
1) Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with? Names, please. Details.
2) Ever stalked them afterward?
3) How about some candy?
4) Top or bottom?
5) Ever heard your partner say “Housework is just more important to you than it is to me”?
6) Ever hit someone in the head accidentally?
7) Which do you say to your kids most regularly: “Just because,” “Because I said so” or “I don’t need a reason, goddammit”?
8) Pad Thai or Pad Kee Mao? Salad rolls or spring rolls? Thai iced coffee or Snapple?
9) Two cookies a day or six?
10) Blog much?
11) Ever made up a fake blogger name to post anon. on someone else’s blog? To post on your own? If so, what was it? Can I borrow it?
12) Ever steal a dog? What breed? Did anyone find out? Did you call it “liberating” the dog, not stealing?
13) Get out much?
14) Mary Kay or Sephora?
15) Bi-polar, anxiety or depression? Zoloft, Paxil or Welbutrin?
16) Did you replay your wedding day in your head while in labor, and try to undo it?
17) Absolut or Stoli?
18) Is your neighborhood upscale or “transitional”? Starbucks or syringes?
19) Friend or foe?
, 
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oh, i love you.
it is so easy to remember that we are family sometimes.
July 7th, 2006 | #
1. Yes. No names or details, sorry.
2. No, never stalked her. She stalked me.
3. Prefer spicy, savory flavors to sweet.
4. Both. But you already knew that.
5. Nope.
6. Yes.
7. None of the above.
8. Pad Kee Mao. Salad rolls. Thai iced coffee.
9. One’s enough for me.
10. No.
11. Yes, yes, Himself, no.
12. No, but someone I know did. I hear he’s getting his own blog soon.
13. Does the rink count?
14. Huh?
15. none of the above
16. never in labor
17. Absolut
18. transitional
19. friend.
July 7th, 2006 | #
1. Luis – A Navy man…that pretty much says it all.
2. No stalking. But he did contact me years after breaking up with me to apologize for his behavior.
3. No candy. Warm french bread dipped in olive oil is my favorite treat.
4. Both.
5. No.
6. yes. yes. yes. (maybe not so accidently one time)
7. Nada.
8. Pad Thai. Spring rolls. Thai iced tea.
9. Two.
10. Nope.
11. If I did it would be naner naner naner
12. I do know of someone who “liberated” a dog. He’s a very happy dawg now, even tho he has some canine issues!
13. If the swimming pool counts. That’s our outing 5 days a week. Woo hoo!
14. Mary Kay.
15. A little bit of everything…minus the drugs.
16. I was just trying to breathe, pee, scream, stay calm, whirlpool bath, pace, scream some more, squeeze the hell out of my husbands’ arms….my wedding day was the last thing on my mind!
17. Absolut.
18. All of the above.
19. Friend.
July 10th, 2006 | #
#18–My neighborhood–you can pay close to half a million dollars for a house and still be woken up by the meth dealer’s customers yelling up to his window at 6am. You can also have the mentally ill alcoholic who plays his music so loud your window shakes tell you “this is urban living” when you ask him to turn it down. But by god, there are coffee shops everywhere and a Zupans where the food is obscenely priced and lots of people tatooed people (boring).
Sorry–#18 triggered me a little.
July 16th, 2006 | #