Scabby Dog, Scabby Dog
(Sung to the tune of Smelly Cat):
“Scabby dog/
scabby dog/
what are they feeding you?”
Conversation between Wacky Mommy and Hockey God, re: Wacky Dog, whose tail is chewed on, scabby and disgusting:
“How many scabs is it going to take before we have him put down? Four? Five? Twenty? What?”
“I think you were the kind of girl who brought home the puppy and then got bored with him.”
“You’re not the one who just smeared Vaseline on the dog’s ass.”
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