Thursday Thirteen Ed. #62
Thirteen Things Bosses Have Said To Me:
1. I could really use a blowjob.
2. If I was a little bit younger, I’d chase you around the block.
3. While you’re on vacation, I want you to think about all the mistakes you’ve been making at work and have a different attitude when you get back.
4. The other editors and I have talked, and we think you need to see a therapist.
5. I know I told the agency I needed you to answer the phone, but I really need you to do my books.
6. You’re working the fifteen-hour sale tonight by yourself. Hope your first day is going well!
7. You’re fired because I’m tired of hearing Susie bitch about you. (This was from blowjob guy. Do you think I blew him to keep the job? Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha…)
8. If I told you that was a nice blouse, would you consider that sexual harrassment?
9. I wish I was you.
10. Can you call all my friends to get them to RSVP for my party?
11. I think after you’ve been doing data entry for awhile you’ll get a real fire in your belly for it.
12. We hired too many people so now I have to fire half of you. Sorry. Happy Thanksgiving.
13. Babe, if you married me, on our honeymoon I’d cover your whole body with bean dip and guacamole and eat it up with chips.
Happy Thursday Thirteen, everyone!
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Hey, thanks for visiting my blog. Your previous bosses sound like SUCH winners. How did you work with them for so long? Except for number nine. Number nine sounds like something I could listen to all day. :)
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14. Do you have a boyfriend?
Yeah, winners galore.
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Thanks for visiting my blog…but your blog is definitely funnier!
Happy TT, even though it’s Saturday! =)
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