A Post: By Wacky Boy and Wacky Girl
WB: “Mommy, get off the computer and get all the stuffed animals down! Guess what, Mommy? You’ve been on the computer for three hours. Or maybe even two. Oh, owwwwwwwwww… Also, that is very bad. Because mommies are not a-supposed to do that.”
WG: “Yeah.”
WB: “Yeah, really. Oooooooooooh, noooooooooooooo. Yay, good she’s getting the stuffed animals down.” (They live in a net, suspended in his room.)
WG ;) Ha ha!!
WB: (leaves the room to build a stuffed animal trap in his room)
(WM says: We’re home today. Little virus, both kids have had low-grade fevers. Why did I ever go back to work? This is so much more fun. I’m only sorta kidding.)
WG (shaking her maracas): “I wrote that! The wink and the ha ha! I like staying home. Ha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaiiii.”
WM: “Anything else?”
WB (re-enters the room wearing a stuffed blue dinosaur hat on his head): “Nope.”
WG: “No way, Jose.”
Wacky Family, out.