KISS Alive! and. uh. Hannah Montana 2.
I’ve like, lost my mind. I know, I know, you’re all, “Again? Or still?”
I bought a KISS CD today. Right. Cuz I’m 12 again, at a KISS show at the Memorial Coliseum, with Cheap Trick opening, and I’m wearing tiny little cut-offs and a baby tee and I’m like SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS and like, banging my head.
Cuz I was such a little rocker you have no idea. That was my first concert, I’m not kidding you. My poor mother. (She called KISS and Rush “HISS and hush.)
I’m all, “get up! and get your grandma out of here!” Only I’ve listened to Lenny Kravitz’s version of Deuce so many times that listening to KISS, I’m all — “Huh. This is what it sounds like when they do their own song? Huh.”
“…tells me what i’ve got to do/I’ve got to/GET UP!” (Detroit Rock City.)
(KISS is all about getting it up.)
(It would appear.)
(Not that I’m trying to analyze KISS lyrics, for fuck’s sake.)
My teenage boyfriend, Chad, went into a blind rage one day, I don’t know what the hell was up with him. He’d misplaced his retainer again or something. And he smashed all his KISS albums. Then he suggested I smash mine, because, “It felt so good to smash the shit out of those albums.” Me: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
One of the boys in my seventh-grade class had a big crush on me and he wrote out the lyrics to “Beth” on his desk, only he wrote “Nance” instead of “Beth.” I was like, uh, he’s kind of kooky?
I also bought Hannah Montana 2 for Wacky Girl. Next to KISS? Hannah Montana SUCKS!!!! (Don’t tell my daughter I said that.)
I think I need to get out of the house and into the air-conditioned car for awhile.
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Dude… you were still into Kiss at age 12? Sheesh, I’d given up on the clown show and moved into the serious head bangin’ stuff by then….
August 1st, 2007 | #
Like…?
August 1st, 2007 | #
Like AC/DC baby!
August 1st, 2007 | #
Ug. HATES HANNAH MONTANA!
Shakes fist at disney channel.
HATES! With fire of a thousand suns. Die HANNAH!
August 2nd, 2007 | #