traffic
not much of it around here. traffic, that is. because i don’t feel like baring all anymore, that’s right. and i never really bared it all to begin with — no cute pix of the kids, no “tell-all” marriage stuff, no trips to the Nervous Hospital, none of that.
want to know what brings ’em in? they’re searching for:
chocolate volcano cake
sex
i hate volunteering in class
rockstar mommy sez goodbye
live nude girls unite
Mayor Sam Adams
i’m freezing my baguettes off
geedee chickens and their mamas
lice here questions?
omg. why do i blog, again? cuz i forget. have a great great awesome night, y’all. all 3 of you.
— wm
ps if i was searching for Broccoli Casserole? I would land here and i would be happy. (love you bossy.)
Posted by WackyMommy in Bloggy Housekeeping |
Comments (6)
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That’s awesome. You have people coming by! For sex! :D
And you’re a rockstar mommy. That says it all there.
Have an awesome night, yerself. Mwah!
December 7th, 2010 | #
yeah well they’re not getting any. I am not “the” Rockstar Mommy, my BFF. She hung up the ax and broke everyone’s hearts. (quietly sobs.)
December 7th, 2010 | #
Today I have ‘Lego Om’ and ‘Nudist’, along with my usual 50 searches for Trini Parang Lyrics. Since I started looking at my stats, I realise my blog is THE place to go for Parang, and most of the world hasn’t even heard of it. Poor them!
You are too a rockstar though!
December 8th, 2010 | #
I’m freezing my baguettes off! I’m freezing my baguettes off! Help!
December 8th, 2010 | #
Farts seem to bring them to my site. No baring for me either. But I do so like to vent.
December 8th, 2010 | #
Your sassiness, humor at everyday kinda stuff and writing style is what keeps me coming.
Write on, WM
December 9th, 2010 | #