I got this one from FamilyFun.com. We all love cornbread, but only one of us loves meat. Excuse me, two of us love meat, if you count chicken nuggets.

So I created my own variation. I would have added Boca Burgers but we ran out. The kids refused to touch it, but Hockey God and I gobbled it up. You could grate cheddar cheese over the vegetables, then spoon on the cornbread batter, but the way I made it was almost vegan. You can make it completely vegan by adding a little extra oil and omitting the egg in the cornbread batter, and using soymilk instead of cow’s milk. I used taco seasoning instead of mixing up the spice mix because I was in a hurry.

Bon Appetit!

WM

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“Why can’t a dish break a hammer?
Why, oh why, oh why?
‘Cause a hammer’s got a hard head/
Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye.”

— “Why, Oh Why?” Woody Guthrie (Songs to Grow on For Mother and Child)

Q: Didn’t summer just start?
A: Yes, and now it’s over. Deal.

Wacky Mommy’s Q & A with herself:

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On Aug. 26, 1920, the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, guaranteeing women the right to vote, was declared in effect.

“I had a friend down the hill, in the long shadow of our building, whose mother cooked us meatloaf. When I discovered meatloaf, and that other mothers regularly cooked it for their children, I went home and said, ‘Other mothers cook. Why don’t you cook?’

Without hesitation Mom said, ‘Other mothers don’t write books.'”

— from Sean Wilsey’s “Oh The Glory of It All”

“Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words.” — Robert Frost (1874-1963)

“Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings.” — W.H. Auden, poet (1907-1973)

“Words strain, /
Crack and sometimes break, under the burden, /
Under the tension, slip, slide, perish, /
Decay with imprecision, will not stay in place, /
Will not stay still.” –T.S. Eliot, poet (1888-1965)

Jesus, alert the media. To those of you I’ve forgotten or misplaced — I am so sorry. To those of you I finally included, der, yeah, you’d think I wasn’t married to a computer guy who e-mailed me handy little lists DAILY of how to maintain my site.

Rilly feel like Queen of the World now.

Happiest birthday wishes going out to my Wacky Nekkid Neighbor!!!! Now go get dressed for your party.

Love,

WM

Just found this one…

PTA Parents’ Book Club

Hello everyone. I find myself with a large stack of review copies here and thought I should maybe, you know, at least open a book this summer.

(A book other than Lu and the Swamp Ghost, that is. Wacky Boy gives this book, by political guy James Carville, two big thumbs-up. It comes with a CD so you can figure out how to pronounce the French. I appreciated this.)

Let’s start with travel, then move right into the health and classic Biblical names section, shall we?

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Dear Thursday Thirteeners:

Thirteen compliments for you…

13. You’re pretty.

12. And skinny! Dang!

11. Here, have some of my ice cream. It has chocolate syrup on it.

10. You are the best mom/dad/friend/sister/brother/daughter/son. I mean it.

9. I love your outfit. Can I try it on?

8. Your hair is perfect.

7. Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin).

6. You are as cool as Sly & the Family Stone.

5. You are a natural at that!

4. Don’t change. You’re perfect eggsactly the way you are.

3. I mean it. Don’t go changing, to try and please me.

2. The way you decorated your house is so super-cool.

1. Want a foot rub? Back rub? Anything I can get for you?