“What I Have Learned So Far In Kindergarten”
“I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn’t last long.”
— Shelly Winters
from Wacky Girl:
I’m excited that school is going to be out in four weeks! What I have learned so far in kindergarten:
1) How to read
2) How to write
3) How to make friends
4) How to keep friends
5) How to be a good friend
6) How much money the tooth fairy brings!
7) All about letters!
8) And helpers — helpers do a whole bunch of help. They help the teacher do like, you know, pass out folders; they are line leaders; well, you know, they set out centers (for reading).
All of the kids in my class are reading good.
The end.
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