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June 25th, 2005

I was on vacation so long that I forgot my login! Ha. Also, apparently the server was down and I didn’t notice for four days or something. I was on vacation, it’s allowed!

The Midwest is beautiful this time of year. Don’t buy that whole “it’s not the heat it’s the humidity” crap. It’s quite lovely there.

But no matter how hard you try, you just can’t catch the bunny rabbits that are eating all the coneflowers in the yard! They can run and run way faster than even the fastest three and five year olds!

All for now, I’m technically still on vacation ’til Monday a.m. Oh! One more thing… we went to Hood River today to ride on Thomas the Tank Engine. Thirty fun-filled minutes. A real crowd pleaser. We ate at a little cafe called Cafe Sage or Sage Cafe or something like that. It was quite yummy. If you’re ever there and need some lunch, stop by and tell them WM sent you.

And really, I don’t think that 250-pound bleached blonde tattooed mamas need to wear tank tops that say “It’s Not Easy Being A Princess” or “Cutie Pie.” Hullo? Are they just trying to pull one over on people or something? It is not working. My guess: It’s not easy being a 250-pound tattooed mama, cuz every one I saw today was grumpy as hell and screaming at her kid something like, “Ty, get over here! Get over here noooooooooooow! Nooooooooow or we’re leaving! OK then, I guess we’re leaving!” etc. Flippin’ headache-making, these women.

Peace, love & understanding (as if),



  1. Roxie says

    Yeah! You’re back!
    The trick to catching bunnies is to stand very still and sound like a carrot! Really!
    Happy late birthday to yooooouuuuuuu!

    June 27th, 2005 | #

  2. WM says

    heh heh — thank you! you two are funny.

    June 27th, 2005 | #

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