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August 28th, 2005

We went school shopping today. Honest to God, parents should get combat pay for spending an hour at Gap Kids trying fifty pairs of jeans on their wiggly little almost-five-year-old. Out of these fifty, two fit. Sort of.

Yes, there were 2 (two) dressing rooms for 800 (eight hundred) children.

Jeans were on sale. Yes, her three-year-old brother had to go along. Fine with him, as he enjoys licking the filthy carpets in dressing rooms and spends most of his time in there rolling about like a little puppy in a meadow.


Tired Wacky Mommy


  1. Heather says

    Lol I have so been there! I wish I could say it gets better. Maybe in 7 years or so! Almost 13 year old daughter loves shopping. 10 year old son was much better this year, but he still has that Y chromosome that makes him say, “OK we’re done now, right?” after any small purchase. By the way, daughter babysits! Not watching your son lick carpets? Priceless!

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  2. Wacky Mommy says

    Tell her to call me.

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