Tom Cruise You Are Icky
Quote of the Day, from George Carlin:
“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
I’d like to amend that to: Women are evil, men are stupid. And the main reason women are evil is that men are stupid.
Case in point: Tom Cruise. On the cover of Parade mag today, TC asks, “Who’s to say what’s normal?”
I am. You’re not.
Love,
WM
PS — Sorry no advice column and recipes last week — outlaws just left. I’m ready for a liver transplant, per usual. My MIL and I have redesigned my yard (in our heads, as to not interfere with our indoor cocktail hour) to include lots of reds, oranges and yellows. Enough with the pastels. WM back to normal this week. Yes, normal. Run, Katie, Run.
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Yes. Run. Katie. But for God’s sake’s don’t SCREAM!!!
April 10th, 2006 | #