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April 13th, 2006

Because I know you want to know more about whale dorks.

My Wacky Naked Neighbor asked me the other day, “Does dork really mean penis?” So I gave her an example, from my old friend M (why won’t I use names? Shit if I know. Like he’d care): “Remember that time I got drunk and started piercing everything? I even pierced my dork.” Heh heh heh. He later married a sweet, pretty and extremely wealthy girl and ran off to Hawaii, so obviously it didn’t hold him back in life.

WNN called her male teacher a dork, in front of the other students. Oops-la.


  1. Zipdodah says

    Dork Haiku

    I thought it ’twas nerd!
    But it is a whale’s penis!
    Swimming with the krill

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  2. Wacky Mommy says

    Good one!

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  3. Himself says

    Lying about or
    Standing up tall and ready,
    The life of a dork.

    How many times have
    you used the term without shame?
    Now you know the truth.

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  4. Wacky Mommy says

    Dear God:

    What is happening to my blog?

    Please advize.


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  5. HH says

    You people are weird.

    You said my sister
    Is a dork, now you tell me
    That is a penis?!

    Oh dork, oh penis
    Funny the words– interchange?
    Is there a pattern?!

    I have to say Dork Haiku is brilliant. Please start scattering this in bathroom stalls– graffiti, small pamphlets next to the
    “john”, what-have-you. Absolutely lively. And Zipdodah: I LOVE
    your use of ’twas!

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  6. Wacky Mommy says

    Sometimes things take on a, uh, life of their own.

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