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Thursday Thirteen Ed. #49

July 12th, 2006

Here we go with the Thursday Thirteen… and it’s a good one. If I do say so myself.

Thirteen Best Ways to Get It Up!
(Cuz sometimes we all need a little help with that)

1) Clean up your bedroom because, damn. Who would want to screw in there?

2) Take a shower

3) Kill your television

4) Skip the drinks

5) Play backwards cowgirl because, damn. Who wouldn’t love that?

6) Pets. Out. Of. Bedroom.

7) Kids. Out. Of. Bedroom.

8) Alternately, get yourselves out of the bedroom and try a different spot.

9) Yeah, that spot works.

10) Massage oil, candles, music.

11) No, not Ice-T, “LGBNAF.” No, no, no. Wacky Mommy says: “Al Green should work.”

12) You could try changing the sheets. In the words of Lyle Lovett (“What Do You Do/The Glory of Love”):

“you could put on some makeup/
and you could pile up your hair/
and at least try to do something/
with what you’ve got there”

13) Let it loose


  1. christen says

    nice. all those are good suggestions and there are many people out there who might should pay attention (even me sometimes).

    i’ve posted 13 too at

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  2. Bob says

    I’ll explain number to the missus later. Thanks. My T13 is up.

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  3. Bob says

    Sorry, that’s number 5.

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  4. ~ Stacy ~ says


    Now THAT was a fun list to read. But, um… I didn’t get #5?

    My hubby did a T13 for our blog today. He’s expressing a bit of his warped sense of humor. Next week, I’ll do a T13 apologizing for said humor. [grin] (In case he reads this comment…) Just kidding, Dear.

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  5. ~ Stacy ~ says

    LOL! It looks like my hubby was a couple seconds ahead of me.

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  6. Red says

    I agree that pets in the bedroom (or, in the case of our cat, on the bed) are a bit of a passion killer. But Cat looks so cute curled up on the duvet, Husband and I usually agree to postpone any merriment just to enjoy the privilege of his presence!

    Happy TT!

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  7. Raggedy says

    Good list. Mine is up too

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  8. carmen says

    first: get someone!

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  9. Lisa says


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  10. Kailani says

    I agree about the pets. Once they were in the room and kept walking on top of us. That’s a sure way to kill the mood.

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  11. Wacky Mommy says


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  12. Amy the Black says

    You got the right idea. I tell my husband: Watching you do the dishes can be considered foreplay.

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