Search and Ye Shall Find
Oh, Google. You’re so whimsical in the ways you send people to me:
10 readers were looking for: wakey wakey hands off snakey
9: stupidass
8: drunk mommies (Won’t find one here. I stopped drinking booze — did I mention this already? Turns out booze is expensive. We can afford to save for the kids’ college funds now.)
Only 5 readers were searching for: snarky librarian
Another 5 wanted: soapy handjobs (Yeah, I bet they did.)
4 hunted for: dancing breasts (tied with: i flashed my boobs)
My second favorite? The 2 people who were searching for: p diddy’s macaroni and cheese recipe (If I had it I wouldn’t share it)
Number one top favorite, searched for by one bitter reader: i hate mommy bloggers (Yet you search us out anyway… Sucker.)
The first one is funny!
September 8th, 2006 | #