Heh Heh Heh Heeeeeee
So you all know my husband, the inimitable Hockey God. He found the funniest new blog — Overheard In PDX.
Here are my two favorites so far:
Put it on lay-away
Girl #1 (In Massage Chair): “Do you think I could marry this thing?”
Girl #2 (Standing in front of her): “Maybe, but it would leave after you whored around with the shower massager.”
– Pioneer Square inside of Sharper Image
— Overheard by Jay
Pennyless is Timelessness
Teenager: “Dude, can you spare some change?”
Man: “Sure, kid.”
Teenager: “Thanks, that’s cool. So, how’s it going for you today?”
Man: “What can I say? It’s Friday.”
Teenager (bugeyed): “It’s Friday? Oh man, I am so screwed.”
– Blue Moon Cafe
— Overheard by Rich
(PS — If you want to read about our Disney on Ice experience, go look at Hockey God’s blog.)
Happy Sunday, everyone!
WM
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