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overheard in North Portland

July 27th, 2008

I’ve been hearing way too much lately with the warm weather and all our windows open. For example, this, last night, about twenty times in a row:

Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Jesus.


Kid: You’re mean.
Her dad: Why?

And then there are Drunk Guys, Figuring Out Their Problems:
1st Guy: Then she just goes and disappears on me! For a whole day!
2nd Guy: Huh.
1st Guy: And she’s all, turning up pregnant and shit. And I’m all, I’m out of here.
2nd Guy: So what you are doing here is setting the record straight.
1st Guy: Right! Cuz I don’t even know if it’s my kid!
2nd Guy: Uh-huh.

Dang, I thought I had problems! I’m good, thanks.


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