did i mention that hockey season started?
Oh, how we love our Winter Hawks. The lack of shooting. The lack of scoring. The lack of winning. The fact that they’re housed on “Winning Way” makes it just that much more painful. Oh, wait just a minute here — we’re ranked 2nd in our division at this point???? Gooooooo, team!
Bart: “Hey Mom, did you save the love letters Dad sent you?”
Marge: “Of course I saved them. Although actually there’s only one. And it’s more a love post card from some brewery he visited.”
Homer Simpson: “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge, but you’ve got a butt that won’t quit. They’ve got these big chewy pretzels here that are [unintelligible] Five dollars? Get outta here.”
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