Y’all,

You really do not want to start hurling insults in my neighborhood unless you know what you’re doing. No fighting! Only love! No fighting! Try saying this, instead:

You’re right! Why didn’t I see this all along?

Let’s be careful out there.

Love,

WM

PS — here is who’s in for NAWACOTID. Some bloggers are adapting our weekly holiday to include “no arguing with assclowns in real life, OR on the Internet.” Excellent idea. send me an e-mail or leave a note in comments if you want to be added. Cheers.

Jack Bog
BETSY
Hockey God
Vixen’s in
Zip. My Zip is IN.
Qanzas, all the way from Kansas
Qtpies7!
J. Lynne
Grand Poobah
Melissa Lion
Kevin Allman
TERRY OLSON
Me.

It is Wednesday, y’all, and that means NO ARGUING WITH ASSCLOWNS ON THE INTERNET.

You heard it here first. If you’re in, send me an e-mail or leave a note in comments and I’ll add you. (Still working on NAWACOTID site. It will be up… at some point.)

Smooches,

WM

Celebrate your freedom to say, “You’re right! Why didn’t I see this all along?”

Who’s in? Check here.

(Looks like Kevin Allman’s in, too.) Oooh, he’s handsome. Go tell him hi.

You may be asking yourself, “Why not fight? I like to fight!” Yeah, me, too. And Hockey God? Always down for a good fight, especially when it’s the Portland Winter Hawks vs. Seattle. Here are 13 reasons not to fight. And the post that started it all…

If you’re in, send me your url and I’ll add you. We’re going to have a new blog, dedicated solamente to NAWACOTID, up and running next week.

Besos,

WM

Hola! ?Como estas? Have you ever held a progressive party in your neighborhood? Yeah, me neither. But five of our neighbors and the Wacky Family are going to go for it, New Year’s Day. For years we’ve been talking about a summer block party, but, you know. Some of us don’t get along as well as others of us. That is, some of us like to dance around naked and happy, and others like to spit at everyone as they walk by and criticize the way they park. More on Evil Neighbor — if you park in front of her house, she will waddle out her front door and she will tell you, “You need to move your car. You can’t park there.” It is a public street! Yet people are so scared of her evil eye they move their cars. No progressive party for Evil Neighbor. We may invite guests and encourage them to park in front of her house, though.

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