“Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, or a new country.”

— Anais Nin, author (1903-1977)

“If it’s not an ass it’s an elbow.”

— anon.

If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
— Chinese Proverb

So last night I’m making dinner — homemade mac and cheese, a zucchini/tomato/garlic and onion saute, just a nice little meal, and WB tells me, “You are the kind of bad mommy who never feeds her kids.”

In case you were wondering.

ttfn, off to gamble and drink,

WM

“No more blah, blah, blah!”
— Kirk, “Miri”, stardate 2713.6

News Flash from Wacky Girlfriend N:

“Scientology couple John Travolta and Kelly Preston are urging Katie Holmes to have a ‘silent birth’ when she delivers fiance Tom Cruises’s baby next year and follow the church’s strict doctrines. That means no music, no chatting and no expressions of pain from the mother. Kelly sez: ‘It’s just because everything in moments of pain is really recorded and you want to have that (the birth) peaceful and clear of the sort of suggestions or different words that can then affect them (babies) in their future.'”

N sez: “Kinda like me sayin’ “Get this GDMF thing outta me!!!” “holy crap! 10 pounds!!” “It’s a friggin linebacker!!” oh yes, it warped my children…………….can you IMAGINE having no expressions of pain? MUST …. HAVE … GOOD… DRUGS…..hope you are having a good day………….I had to share this………..still LOL

“It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if they’re attractive in some way.”
— McCoy, “The Trouble with Tribbles”, stardate 4525.6

“When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
— Ignatius Reilly “Confederacy of Dunces”

“Insanity in individuals is something rare — but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche, philosopher (1844-1900)

Happy Birthday, Stephen King!

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.”

— Harper Lee, writer (1926- )