“Don’t Tell Me to Shut Up, You F@!&!r”
News Flash from Wacky Girlfriend N:
“Scientology couple John Travolta and Kelly Preston are urging Katie Holmes to have a ‘silent birth’ when she delivers fiance Tom Cruises’s baby next year and follow the church’s strict doctrines. That means no music, no chatting and no expressions of pain from the mother. Kelly sez: ‘It’s just because everything in moments of pain is really recorded and you want to have that (the birth) peaceful and clear of the sort of suggestions or different words that can then affect them (babies) in their future.'”
N sez: “Kinda like me sayin’ “Get this GDMF thing outta me!!!” “holy crap! 10 pounds!!” “It’s a friggin linebacker!!” oh yes, it warped my children…………….can you IMAGINE having no expressions of pain? MUST …. HAVE … GOOD… DRUGS…..hope you are having a good day………….I had to share this………..still LOL
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I just can’t help myself…..I am having all these “visions”….
Can you picture Mr. Tom jumpin up and down on the bed while Ms. “deer in the headlight” Katie is pushin out the lil’ cruiser?” “Wooo hoooo!! … Katie Shut UP!!” “Only daddy can act like a fool!”……ohmigoodness……..I have to stop……Z
October 10th, 2005 | #
So he’ll “cure” her labor with a vitamin, maybe? Will he stage whisper, “Here’s a Vitamin B-6… and some niacin… Ready to push? No, I didn’t mean me, out the door… Katie… honey? Honey?” Door slams.
Now we know why Nicole adopted…
WM
October 10th, 2005 | #
OMG, i was screaming like an idiot during the pushing stage. what is gonna happen with my little baby? ;) maybe a good epidural will help.
October 11th, 2005 | #
So, when the Dr. asked me with my first child if I wanted him to put up a mirror so that I could see the babie’s head crowning and I said, “I don’t want to SEE the kid, I just want her the F— out, NOW!” I guess they should have called social services and relinquished my rights as a parents.
Quacks.
October 13th, 2005 | #
Those doctors and midwives are really not “on board” with what we as mothers need! (Hint: It’s not a mirror.)
October 13th, 2005 | #