Wacky Girl, Wacky Boy and I are all grouchy. Thanks for asking! I mean — like ready to smack each other grouchy. I. Hate. The. End. Of. The. School Year. So there.
WB: “No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
WG: “I did not say that was OK! I did NOT!”
Me, to Hockey God: “No, I am not as excited about the Stanley Cup as you are.”
HG: “What is wrong with you guys?”
Wacky Cats: “Meooooooow, hissssssssssssssssssss!”
Wacky Dog: “Bowooooooooooooo…” (bayful mourn)
Thus I have come up with the 20 Top Ways the Wackies are Planning to Have Fun This Summer: