Hockey God started a Friday Fiction blog. Because we’re not blogging enough around here. Post if you have anything, or maybe join us next week?

My first effort:

Grocery Lists I’ve Found in Various Shopping Carts
by Wacky Mommy

List 1:
Bread
Milk
Water
Cereal-Golden grams
p-nut butter
+
jelly

List 2:
Oregon Metal Slitters
TWO WEEKS
Cat food, dry
Bread – 4 lofts
Butter
Lunch stuff
Burger
Myo
Cheese
Hair tie
Razors

List 3:
Bear In Mind
Bread
Milk
Fruit
Hot dogs
Salad mix
Drinks?
Nail remover
Hair color
Dinner

List 4:
Fred Meyer
1. flowers
2. next larger glasses
3. mocha mix 1-1/2 gal
4. puzzel 500 piece
5. rice crippies
6. light new type
7. orangeade 2

List 5, which is not a list at all, but an invite:
SPRING EQUINOX PARTY!!!!!!!!!
SATURDAY, APRIL 21st

OK SO IT’S NOT REALLY THE EQUINOX, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA, RIGHT? WE’RE REALLY JUST MAKING AN EXCUSE TO GET ALL OF OUR FRIENDS TOGETHER UNDER ONE ROOF…….FOR FUN!!!!!!

SO HERE’S THE PLAN……IT’S JUST LIKE WHEN WE ALL

List 6:
Lights – 2 1 round
1 room
rollers
scrub brush
drop cloths
pans – covers – 1
bed spread
card
sheets
rug

List 7:
(1 pk) Diane’s tortillas (lrg)
2 lbs hamburger
(2) taco seasoning
lettuce
1 sm onion
dozen eggs
bananas (6)
cool whip or Fred M Whip

List 8:
Bread
Fruit & Veggies (No Apples)
PT/TP/Napkins
Clorox wipes
Sinus medicine (Ashley)
Book for Leap Pad
Refried Beans
Tortillas
Salsa
Chicken Ramen
Soup
Lunch meat
Wet Iams cat food
Cat Litter

ASHLEY

List 9:
Tooth paste
Chicken Breasts
Vegies/canned potatoes
Schrooms
b. Day Cake (crossed out)
creamer/H&H
present for Jeff
camping coffee pot

List 10:
OJ
c-corn
squirt
celery? 4576

List 11:
chilli
stew
Polish & potatoes
Rice
Butter
Cereal
Bagels
Milk ½ gallon
Peanut butter
Jam
Bread
Peanuts
Bars
Apples
Coffee
Crystal lite or drinks
Cream cheese
Cookies
Jerky
Flour
Plates
Matches
Salt
Pepper
Hot ch

(That’s it — just “hot ch”)