Excellent Blog
2007 Inspiring Blog
Rockin' Girl Blogger

Hello, Bitches

November 14th, 2007

I’m creating a new blogging holiday. A weekly meme of sorts. I think I’ll make it happen… every Wednesday. It can be a new kind of blogging experience for all of us, and you can incorporate it right into Wordless Wednesday, recipe club, whatever other memes or habits you’ve acquired. I’m calling it… (ready?)… (steady?)… (GO!):

No Arguing with Assclowns on the Internet Day!!!!

You like it? Yeah, it’s a little bulky, I know.

I tried to get it going yesterday, but it didn’t go so well.

I would like to suggest the following ideas:

1) If someone tells you you should be ashamed of yourself, that you’ve brought all these troubles, this “bad cess,” on your own pretty little head, then you say:

You’re right! Why didn’t I see this all along?

2) If someone accuses you of whoring out your children for the Big Blogger Bucks, you say:

You’re right! Why didn’t I see this all along?

3) If someone calls you “self-absorbed,” “petty bitch,” “stupid, dirty hippie,” “liberal socialist whore,” yadda-yadda-blip, you say:

You’re right! Why didn’t I see this all along?

You in?

WM

4 Comments

  1. Vixen says

    I give you an ‘A’ for effort tho!

    Luv ya

    November 14th, 2007 | #

  2. Zipdodah says

    I’m in! Wanna wanna not make me?! Huh? Do ya?!

    November 14th, 2007 | #

  3. Betsy says

    You *know* I’m so there…!

    November 15th, 2007 | #

  4. melissa lion says

    Can I say, how I do sell out my kid for the big blogger bucks?

    November 15th, 2007 | #

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.