Thursday Thirteen Ed. #171: My Favorite Underpants, Through the Years
Panties! Panties are great, aren’t they? Here, just in time for a long-overdue Thursday Thirteen, are my top thirteen pairs, known or admired, over the years.
1) The white lacy ones with blue ribbons that were the best panties of all time. Ever.
2) The pink, see-through nylon ones I stole from my aunt.
3) The Lily of France ones that my girlfriend had when we were teenagers. Not just a pair or two, mind you — a whole rainbow of lacy, sexy, low-cut Lily of France underpants that her older lover had purchased for her. My goal at that point became: Find a lover who will buy me the right sexy panties. It took me awhile, but I found him.
4) The bright blue string bikini panties I owned when I lived with my gay boyfriend. No, I did not know at the time that he was gay, although, hello, I’m not that stupid. I had my doubts. When he moved out, he took the blue panties and my favorite leopard-print flannel bowling shirt that said WILDCAT on the pocket. (Still have not forgiven him.)
5) The black string bikinis that I used to buy in 3-packs from Canal Jeans in Manhattan.
6) The red lace ones.
7) The ones my friend Cass wore, to that one show at the Melody Ballroom. She proceeded to drop trou to show off her new ass tattoo, then said, “I cannot believe I just showed everyone here my ass.” That’s right. She was wearing a thong. “I showed them my entire ass.”
8) The white lacy ones. With the matching peignoir. Wedding night.
9) & 10) The ones I was wearing prior to becoming pregnant
11) The “spanky pants” when I was pregnant. Sooooooo comfortable. And soooooooo different from the ones that got me in the state I was in. Ha.
12) The black string bikinis I wore when I was pregnant and nothing else fit.
13) The Itse-bitse brand panties the Nekkid Neighbor gave me. I love them. I love her, because she dresses me all the time. I am like her paper doll or something — suits, panties, shoes, a swim suit?!?!! Seriously. Girl gave me a black and pink tanksuit that fits perfect and has all the right ingredients — accentuating, curving, covering, etc. To find a man who buys you sexy panties is divine, but to have a neighbor who buys you a swimsuit that fits? Unbelievable.
Happy Thursday, y’all!
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This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing! I can’t believe it…string bikinis while preggo? No way!
November 19th, 2008 | #
wow! your neighbour buys you clothes? I am confused and amused. Happy TT!
November 19th, 2008 | #
Very interesting. But…. no photos of you modeling them?
November 20th, 2008 | #
Jen, so comfortable. But not as comfortable as being nekkid.
topchamp, isn’t it cool? I am so lucky to live by her. Our husbands think the whole thing is funny. Thank God someone knows how to dress me :)
Nicholas, ha ha ha.
November 20th, 2008 | #
Okay, I feel very boring in my white cotton Hanes, but I had a blast picturing all these. Is that weird?
November 20th, 2008 | #
Too funny!
November 20th, 2008 | #
TOL, what’s weird is that I felt the need to tell the Internets all about my panties. Wacky Girl: “Mom, that is a little inappropriate.” hahahahaha.
Debbie, thank you for stopping by!
November 20th, 2008 | #
*sigh* I looooove sexy panties. I can be wearing anything, but if I have sexy panties underneath, all is well.
November 20th, 2008 | #