Thursday Thirteen Ed.#130: 13 things about Portlanders and the weather
Dear Thursday 13ers and Usual Suspects,
Here is a weather update from Portland, Oregon, where it rains most of the time. People somehow cannot deal, in spite of the fact that it always rains. Well, except for (sometimes) part of July, (usually) most of August and (often) into September. And (once in awhile) we get October. The first two weeks in October, at least. Then back to Your Rain Channel.
New Yorkers: “It rains just as much in New York, inch-wise. It’s just all at once.”
me: “I do not think so.”
The weather! It is baffling!
This, in spite of the fact that Oregon, She is Constant. She is Constantly Raining. Except in the desert, where it is drought, and the people, they are all, “Again with the drought? Why does God hate us? We could use some of your Portland rain.” Etc.
Portlanders, they start to think, starting around now (end of January) maybe the rain will let up? Maybe? So our conversations go like this…
1. You think it’s going to keep raining?
2. Wow, it’s raining really hard!
3. It’s not raining that bad.
4. Did the weathermen say snow? Do you think it will really snow? I mean, a lot?
5. Do you think they’ll close the schools?
6. Do you think we’ll get a snow day?
7. Do you think it will be freezing rain, instead of snow?
8. I hate the freezing rain, don’t you? It’s so scary! How the roads get all icy? It’s hard to drive in.
9. It’d be nice to get some sun.
10. Maybe over spring break?
11. Geez, people here really don’t know how to drive in the weather.
12. I mean, I can handle it. But other people really do not know how to drive in the weather.
13. It didn’t rain that much today.








