Define This
Because I know you want to know more about whale dorks.
My Wacky Naked Neighbor asked me the other day, “Does dork really mean penis?” So I gave her an example, from my old friend M (why won’t I use names? Shit if I know. Like he’d care): “Remember that time I got drunk and started piercing everything? I even pierced my dork.” Heh heh heh. He later married a sweet, pretty and extremely wealthy girl and ran off to Hawaii, so obviously it didn’t hold him back in life.
WNN called her male teacher a dork, in front of the other students. Oops-la.
Posted by WackyMommy in Nekkid Neighbors |
Dork Haiku
I thought it ’twas nerd!
But it is a whale’s penis!
Swimming with the krill
April 13th, 2006 | #
Good one!
April 13th, 2006 | #
Lying about or
Standing up tall and ready,
The life of a dork.
How many times have
you used the term without shame?
Now you know the truth.
April 13th, 2006 | #
Dear God:
What is happening to my blog?
Please advize.
WM
April 13th, 2006 | #
You people are weird.
You said my sister
Is a dork, now you tell me
That is a penis?!
Oh dork, oh penis
Funny the words– interchange?
Is there a pattern?!
I have to say Dork Haiku is brilliant. Please start scattering this in bathroom stalls– graffiti, small pamphlets next to the
“john”, what-have-you. Absolutely lively. And Zipdodah: I LOVE
your use of ’twas!
April 13th, 2006 | #
Sometimes things take on a, uh, life of their own.
April 14th, 2006 | #