for Mallory: seven random facts about me
My dear Mallory tagged me. As she knows I love memes.
Without further ado:
7 Random Facts About Me
1. I have many secret crushes — all of them innocent. Crush #1: The UPS guy.
2. Crush #2: The Fed-Ex guy.
3. Crush #3: All the blogger kids. This is infatuation, more like. Some people do aromatherapy, I go to Amalah, Mrs. Flinger, Y from the Internet (Joy Unexpected), Zoot, Rockstar Mommy’s and Dooce’s sites and admire their kids. Even when they’re older kids, looking surly, like Mallory’s kid, here. I like kid pix! (I read a ton of blogs, sorry to play favorites. But these are my comfort blogs.)
4. Speaking of RSM — She and Ty need their own reality show, doncha think?
5. That’s not really a random fact about me, that’s a random fact that speaks to what a geeb I am. I have a crush on RSM! And her husband! No, I don’t swing. That’s another fact:
6. Hockey God and I do not swing. So don’t bother asking.
7. Right now, I am having lunch (macaroni & turkey salad and an iced coffee) while the kids play in the yard. The yard which is nicely mowed. Thank you, all bow down to Wacky Mommy.
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