Thursday Thirteen, Ed. #109 — Key Words: You Want It, You Got It…
I sometimes wonder why we’re all here. Well, I wonder why you’re here, at any rate. I know why I’m here. I’ve been here since 4:45 a.m. But what brought you here? My insight? Political intrigue? My finely-tuned wit? Apparently it’s all that… and my recipe for refrigerator pickles. And then there’s the Volcano Cake. (Always in the top five.)
Fine then, fine! I can handle it! You’re in it for the recipes. Thirteeners and Usual Suspects, here are 13 recent searches that brought people to Wacky Mommy, Inc.
1) refrigerator pickles (you will be happy with this recipe)
2) wacky mommy (here I yam)
3) chocolate volcano cake (you will be happy with this recipe, too)
4) breastfeeding movie scene (I got nothin’)
5) fuck my neighbor (to this I say, “No, fuck my neighbor. Please, fuck both my neighbors.”)
6) you just never know whats going to happen in vail (that’s what I’m saying! Who would have thought Vail would be so unpredictable?)
7) husbandry book review (was the author searching for this? If he finds it, he won’t like it.)
8) crack smokin kitty pettin (Wacky Mommy is all for it)
9) mommy sex (I’m all for that, too)
10) yo gabba gabba shirts (Rock Star Mommy, can you help?)
11) germaine greer princess diana (Germaine Greer can kiss my ass.)
12) pineapple upside down cake with cake mix (yes! You can thank my granny)
13) dirty sluts (sure)
Other searches: my nekkid wife; the tillamook fairies (???); crabs public lice french (forget those private lice — we’re all about public domain over here); oh ya mommy (finally, someone who isn’t telling me “no,” just say “yeah…”); my sexy neighbor (no, my sexy neighbor); girls with see through shirts in the rain (guilty as charged); witchi-tai-to (yay, Jim Pepper!); sexy mommy (thank you); lactation nazi (not here); drunk mommy (sure)…
and…
Wait! We have more! offit vaccinated review (somehow, I think they’re not going to be excited about this review, either); p diddys macaroni and cheese recipe (heh heh heh); neighbors naked (it never fails. Get creative ya’ll, would you?).
See you next time!
WM
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I have gotten visits from people who used some odd keyword searches too. I sometimes wonder if people do keyword searches using the weirdest shit they can think of just to see where it leads them.
September 5th, 2007 | #
Ha Ha Ha!!! I love to read about strange google search !!! That’s a great and funny TT!!!
Enjoy !
September 5th, 2007 | #
It’s the latent catholic thing, but I feel guilty when people find my blog through a search and then end up with me whining….Bless me father for I have sinned, I have falsely led people to my site.
Great searches for you by the way! crack smokin kitty pettin what the heck is this about….no, I really don’t want to know.
September 5th, 2007 | #
Malcolm, you gotta be right on that.
No Nonsense girl, glad I could entertain.
Jenny, you’re cute. You’ll find the answer to your question… Here (#8):
http://wackymommy.org/blog/arc.....l_teacher/
September 5th, 2007 | #
Great list. I love looking at search terms. Incidentally, # 3 sounds great, and #s 5 and 13 are toooo funny.
September 5th, 2007 | #
That is one funny list! Happy TT!
September 5th, 2007 | #
Oh my— my best is I love em natural
September 5th, 2007 | #
Very good! I would love to have some of those searches lead to me. As it is, I’ll have to settle for: dykes, phoenix tattoo meaning, girlz wearing boxers and occult demonology. LOL Go figure!
September 5th, 2007 | #
funny—at least you have people coming to your blog. ha
Happy TT…
September 5th, 2007 | #
That is pretty wild. I don’t think my blogs would yield anything interesting.
September 6th, 2007 | #
It’s funny to read before knowing what it is. The key words I get the most hits from is “I wish Cotton was a monkey.” !
September 6th, 2007 | #
Oh. My.
September 6th, 2007 | #
that is a great list. LOL. made me laugh
September 6th, 2007 | #
Sorry to leave a comment, since this is comment 14 and it was too perfect to have 13 comments for your 13er list. Oh well. Ruined your day, I know. But this was too funny, and I just felt the need to tell you.
September 6th, 2007 | #
Now it’s 15!
September 6th, 2007 | #
Hilarious!!
September 8th, 2007 | #