Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps.
— Cheers, “The Coach’s Daughter”
Coach: How’s life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife.
— Cheers, “Any Friend of Diane’s”
Coach: How’s life, Norm?
Norm: Not for the squeamish, Coach.
— Cheers, “Friends, Romans, and Accountants”
absolutely stellar day for WG, who received, in order:
1) a certificate, blank journal and crayons from school, for SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETING A WHOLE WEEK OF NO TV!!! (a side note — now that we’ve had no TV for awhile, when we do watch an hour — or two, let’s be honest here — THE KIDS ARE GROUCHY AS HELL WHEN I TURN OFF THE TUBE. So we’re trying to stick with no TV. Although I will be watching “Lost” tonight, don’t get me wrong. I (heart) Sawyer. “Don’t get me started! I like ’em scruffy, too!” as my friend Wacky M said. But she likes Naveen Andrews (Sayid) even more…) Back to Wacky Girl, and her day of prizes…
2) a certificate from LeVar Burton for sending in a story to the PBS Young Writers & Illustrators Contest (I (heart) LeVar. WM. Is it spring or what? Good Lord.)
3) a poster with stickies slapped all over it — her critique for the artwork she submitted for last week’s Talent Show at school. “Nice colors!” “Cool, girl!” etc. Totally love our school.
All in all, a great day.
kisses,
WM
(this entry is from Sat. 4/30)
Lied to husband. Said I had no plans to spend his money when in fact I did (having already booked massage and haircut at day spa. Was unable to book manicure/pedicure appointments due to impulsiveness of call — two hours in advance). In desperate need of being around adults who do not urinate on floor when bored, as WB has taken to doing.
Yes, of course. It’s weird, though. I didn’t realize how much we watch TV until it wasn’t an option! The kids haven’t asked for it and don’t seem to care.
WG sez she’s old enough to have her own blog. I said no, she isn’t. But I will share this one with her. “But you WILL let me have my own!”
No, I won’t. So what has our own WG been up to lately?
Yes, all four of us are participating in National TV Turn-Off Week, April 25-May 1. Exactly at the moment I started writing this, the doorbell rang.
“Hi, I’m Ryan from Dish Network.”
What we love today, by WG and WM:
(We have a guest columnist today — Wacky Girl. WM)
I can write by myself!
(OK, here we go… WM)
Yes, we have pinkeye again. The pets are not to blame for this one. Don’t read further if you’re eating…
“The most important thing she’d learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.”
— Jim Churchill, “Grime and Punishment”
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